Bash BrainTM
Brains and brawn: Bash Brain has neither.
Horn HeadTM
Just cranky enough to bully the bullies.
Screamin' MeemieTM
Enjoys shattering windows by screaming like a little girl.
RepvileTM
Fair warning: Repvile does not make a good pet.
Skull FaceTM
Embodies the bare bones minimum. And that's on a good day.
SlobulusTM
Gross, vile, disgusting. Lacks vision. 'Nuff said?
Bash BrainTM
One squeeze and his brains pop out... that's just pure sickness!
Skull FaceTM
A bunch of spiders havin' a party inside his head. Now that's unpleasant.
SlobulusTM
Eyeballs galore! So that's where Slobulus gets his inner vision. Gross!
Blech BeardTM
Two words. SEA SCUM. One look at him and you'll see scum.
Dust BrainTM
Dust Brain's skull is as empty as a zombie's grave.
Freaky FullbackTM
What Freaky Fullback lacks in talent, he makes up in guts and glory. But mostly guts.
Oculus OrbusTM
All of his teachers said he was a poor pupil!
Swine SuckerTM
Being pig-headed is a dirty job, but Swine Sucker takes to it like hair on soap.
Wolf BreathTM
A snarling hairball whose breath is worse than his bite.
Dust BrainTM
What's going on in Dust Brain's head? Wriggling larvae. Sorry you asked?
Blech BeardTM
Trust us, you don't wanna see what's under the eye patch.
Freaky FullbackTM
We didn't even know Freaky Fullback had brains to spill out!
